The Undersecretary's Official Theme

The holders of many government offices are traditionally commemorated with official portraits. By contrast, in accordance with a tradition begun by Hubert Heebert and formalized by Government Resolution 105-6-c, the Undersecretary of Superheroics is commemorated with her own theme song, to be played on official occasions such as: testifying before Congress; entrance at state dinners; and dramatic last-minute revelations of a secret crimefighting identity.

Of course, Undersecretary Loudermilk has no secret identity, and she is as puzzled as the rest of the world by the fact that the notorious vigilante The Cow Tipper has been seen sneaking out of her office at the stroke of midnight on more than one occasion. She does, however, attend state dinners, and frequently testifies before Congress on superhero-related topics. She has therefore commissioned the following theme song, sung to the melody of a popular folk tune: