BoS Lobbyshop

Anyone who has ever visited the Hubert Heebert Memorial Tower of Righteousness--the gleaming marble building that serves as the headquarters of the Government's Bureau of Superheroics--will tell you, a highlight of the tour was the Bureau's famed Lobby Shop. Few visitors can resist the urge to cart home an armful of charming and functional BoS souvenirs.

Alas, it turns out that giant robotic ants are no exception, and the army of them that swarmed over the BoS during the recent supervillain attack looted the Lobby Shop's entire stock, carrying off entire pallets of T-shirts and sunvisors in their massive metallic mandibles.

The Bureau's sales experts are hard at work on restocking and rebuilding, and soon, we hope to once again offer a wide range of fashionable crime-fighting accessories, both in our real-world lobby store and here online. Make sure to keep a close eye on the Bureau's news page. To make sure you don't miss any updates, you may wish to subscribe to the BoS's RSS feed, or sign up for e-mail updates via BotABlog.

In the meantime, of course, one item is too important for the Government to permit the public to be denied its benefits. The Government Manual for New Superheroes is still available for at Amazon.com, as well as all other bookstores committed to the conscientious continuation of costumed crimefighting.