Privacy Policy

Privacy is an important concern for all websurfers, but it is especially vital for superheroes, practically all of whom have closely-guarded secret identities. The BoS wishes to assure all site visitors that your private information will not be revealed, ransomed, or sold. Any e-mail address with which you provide us will be used strictly to allow you to engage in online battles royale with other heroes, and (if you so choose) to provide you with updates regarding the BoS, its Web site, and its publications.

Nevertheless, as an elementary precaution, the Government advises you to avoid falling in love with a childhood friend, as this will put him or her in severe peril when your hated nemesis inevitably discovers your secret identity and attempts to destroy all that brings you joy, ultimately forcing you to break off the single most rewarding relationship of your life in order to save the object of your affection from terrible, terrible danger. But your nemesis will not get your e-mail address from us.