Superhero Name Registration

A secret identity is among a superhero's most precious possessions--perhaps second only to his or her love of justice. It must be safeguarded carefully, lest the discovery of it by a hated arch-foe put an elderly aunt or other loved on in danger.

Yet there are certain occasions on which it may be useful to have a permanent record of your secret identity, not to mention your superpowers and secret origin. Imagine, for example, that you have spent the past decade moonlighting as The Speedreader, protecting the streets of Megalopolis in general and its libraries in particular. Now imagine that you pick up The Megalopolis Daily and discover that a young upstart, entirely unconnected to you, is fighting crime under the same name. Worse yet, he is endorsing a bookstore that you happen to know is run by a nefarious supervillain (as evidenced by the owner's refusal to stock The Government Manual for New Superheroes). How can you prove that you, and not this youthful imposter, are the real Speedreader?

Fortunately, if you have registered your secret identity with the Bureau of Superheroics, you will be able to resolve this matter speedily and easily, without having to challenge him or her to the sort of massive battle royale that routinely pulverizes multiple city blocks.

So don't delay, hero. Register today with Bureau's free and easy online form.